YO DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

I don't no where to start.

have your heard reviews and rumours?????

i have i heard aload of bollocks and hate rumours regarding duke nukem.

seeing all the negativity surrounding this masterpiece made me question the critics, HAVE YOU PLAYED THE GAME??

or more importantly do they even have the neurons to fathom this amazing role play.

THIS IS A MANS GAME!!!!


historically id be lying to say I'm a fan looking back Duke Nukem was a fake super Mario in development to become what it is today A GREAT GAME

This game is so good im playing it again on the hardest mode after i complete the campaign on a piece of cake.

WAS IT EASY???

err yeah it was a piece of cake lol this is the kind of game you can play with a fine cigar (blunt) glass of champagne and two fit blonde's pleasuring you, while you save the world as A number 1 Duke Nukem


Your shooting your dropping bombs your ducking your diving your switching guns your Duke Nukem.


I am Duke Nukem.